THE TOP 10 GIFTS TO BUY FOR AN INDUSTRY CONTACT THAT YOU REALLY DON’T LIKE

BY DANI FAITH LEONARD

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In show business we are often forced to work with people we really don’t like.  Then, politics being the way they are, we are also forced to buy these people gifts.  Here are my Top 10 Gifts to Buy for an Industry Contact that You Really Don’t Like:

10. Vuvuzela  - If you don't know what this loud, annoying horn sounds like, put on the World Cup for 2 minutes.

9. A Cactus - It's hard to think of a more passive-aggressive gift that says "I don't really like you."

8. A used copy of the book How to Win Friends and Influence People.

7. A life-size cardboard cut-out of you - This is bold - a lot bolder than a framed picture of yourself.

6. Big Mouth Billy Bass - The singing fish that you hang on your wall would look great in their office.

5. A casette tape of you singing Disney songs.

4. A religious magazine subscription - Nothing says "You were great to work with" like The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom or Islamic Voice magazine.

3. A handmade sweater with the sewn-on saying "friends are the best presents".

2. GI Jeff Condom Action Figure - His mission is to serve and protect.  Google it.  I'm not kidding.

1. The Shake Weight - Watch infomercial below.